Unreasonable & Yelling
April 30, 2008
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I’m assigning blame
To common imperfections
Hand picked illusion
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In the Court of the White Bear
A Testimonial
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Todays Lesson
*06/13/09 - I need to
put on gloves if I'm going to work on the firewood pile.___ ___ ___*03/03/09 - Post
installation gutter guards. Lets rain through not debris. Oh yeah? well they keep snow & ice out too!
___ ___ ___*08/09/08 - The time to discover that your shirt is not bee proof is not after you upset the Queen in an open hive. Thirty to Forty stings later I need antihistamine!___ ___ ___*05/13/08 - ALWAYS tape the bottom
of your pant legs when inspecting bee hives. Unless you want to end up like me. My pants & drawers down at my ankles. slapping my butt to dislodge a bee from a very private spot. All while standing in the middle of the back yard for the neighbors to see!___ ___ ___*04/30/08 - I tell you I'm dangerous. Next
time I try to replace the bearing in my Palm Sander I must remember to UNPLUG it first! I 'bout ripped my hand off.
___ ___ ___*02/20/08 - The switch in the
laundry room broke. I had to kill the power at the breaker to replace the switch. The previous owners never mapped the circuits. Which means I had to experiment. I would trip a breaker then test the line with a voltage detector. The detector never sounded it's alarm. I thought the line was dead. I began to remove the wires to the switch. Then I noticed the detector was OFF! I flipped it ON. Oops! wrong breaker. The line was hot. Lucky to be here...
___ ___ ___*02/07/08 - There's nothing like
a wind storm to teach a person what is securely tied down & what isn't. Now please excuse me while I go get my canoe out of the woods.
___ ___ ___*02/06/08 - Three things about art auctions at a liberal arts high schools. 1). I couldn't tell you what I was eating except that it was delicious. 2). Office-casual is way to formal, should've worn the Hawaiian shirt. 3). You'll need a good & strong cigar. To defend yourself from the patchouli cloud.___ ___ ___*01/25/08 - Choose wisely where you stop when you pull over to use the cell phone.
Someone may think you brought dinner & come looking for it.
___ ___ ___*01/20/08 - I find that when I hit the Wall I: 1). Tend to down an ocean of tea, 2). Clean my workshop like a stuttering tornado, & 3). just build stuff till I pass out from exhaustion.___ ___ ___*01/11/08 - There are Two kinds of women I have to deal with. Happy women & Angry women. Which ever one I'm talking to decides the next words out of my mouth.___ ___ ___*01/10/08 - One can get more for their deeds then One can get for their charming personality.___ ___ ___*01/01/08 - Dressed for the weather is not the same as dressed for the Mountain.___ ___ ___*12/27/07 - Take the dogs outside before you sit down for dinner.White Bear sightings
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Ouch.
Lady Sorrow,
Essentially I become a myopic bastard when I get angry.
Are you only myopic when you are angry? That would be a luxury for me, it seems I am a “myopic bitch” whenever I venture beyond myself into the world at large.
So true…so true!!
Good to see your words again!
immwia,
Now, now, let’s not jump off the edge. I believe we all have our bubble of comfort. It make sense to be in a defensive posture when we walk out of it. I have three defensive strategies:
1).You’re only breathing because I’ve not killed you yet. (my SEAL Team 3 face)
2).My I.Q is under 40 don’t waste your time talking to me. (my dumb man face)
3).Capitan Amiable ‘Says everything with a smile’. (my bartender face)
Am I bad for not being genuine all the time? I don’t think so. After all I’m me and that’s what people get. I use these persona’s as tools to navigate through other peoples limitations. If you find yourself a little bitchy then perhaps the ‘non-bubble’ people around you just need a good slap to get them moving. You know the jockey with the fastest horse in the world still wears spurs. People are like that.
Oh yeah there’s the Invisible persona too. Watching me pull that off is right comical.
Gypsy Heart,
Yeah I can get ugly like a pro, & when I say pro I mean ‘child’. I wonder if anger is nothing more than the belief that everything is supposed to go our way interrupted by reality? Since I’ve been angry often lately perhaps I should call an audible and change my plans. I suppose that if you painted ANGER you’d use up a years supply of ocher in one piece. Goodness don’t do that! Dobry Den.