And which one of you jokers wrote that on the stall door? Jeez, can’t a guy put in some extra time at work? Oh and to the person who took the Sharpie into the bathroom; I’m not from Nantucket! And I never said anything that crass! 
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*05/13/08 - ALWAYS tape the bottom
of your pant legs when inspecting bee hives. Unless you want to end up like me. Bent over with my pants & drawers down at my ankles. slapping my big white butt to dislodge a bee from a very private spot. All while standing in the middle of the back yard for the neighbors to see!
dangerous. Next time I try to replace the bearing in my Palm Sander I must remember to UNPLUG it first! I 'bout ripped my hand off.
laundry room broke. I had to kill the power at the breaker to replace the switch. The previous owners never mapped the circuits. Which means I had to experiment. I would trip a breaker then test the line with a voltage detector. The detector never sounded it's alarm. I thought the line was dead. I began to remove the wires to the switch. Then I noticed the detector was OFF! I flipped it ON. Oops! wrong breaker. The line was hot. Lucky to be here...
a wind storm to teach a person what is securely tied down & what isn't. Now please excuse me while I go get my canoe out of the woods.
Someone may think you brought dinner & come looking for it.
Okay, so then please tell us where the edge of the world is?
You know,
the one you fell off?!
Lady Sorrow,
Somewhere between my work truck & the beer cooler. I think it’s called a -Sofa-.
Ok, this is all very cryptic and has that “you had to be there” feeling to it….Thankfully the Sharpie thief did not draw a curlicued mustache or high exagerrated eyebrows on you while you were falling off the edge of the world on your sofa!
Glad to see you back…..
Chantal,
Here’s hoping you soon get a visit from The Hawaiian Shirt.
No mustache but the knave did black out quite a few teeth!